Upon arriving at approximately 6:45 PM, I entered the lobby and was greeted by a person who seemed to be the owner. He offered me a beverage, which I declined. I requested a 60-minute massage and was given the option to choose a masseuse or have one assigned. I opted for the latter, and with apparent enthusiasm, he called for Sahil, proclaiming him to be “the best masseuse here.”

I followed Sahil to a room that was adequately spacious and decent for the price (1200). Sahil left the room for me to change, and I noticed a towel and what I assume were disposable undergarments, though I prefer to be nude for massages.

Lying face down, the massage began with Sahil starting on my legs. He attempted to introduce sensuality with a slow brush from my buttocks to my legs. In a typical massage, a therapist usually tries to connect with the client, asking about pressure preferences and areas needing attention. However, Sahil seemed to employ his own rudimentary technique, mainly involving rubbing. He focused on the area below my buttocks, seemingly aiming for arousal, but without any understanding of erogenous zones. This went on for about half an hour, covering legs, back, frontal legs, and upper body.

After this extended period, he finally asked, “Sir, which muscle should I focus on?” This question was baffling, as it came after a significant portion of the massage had already been completed without any apparent focus or consultation. I simply asked him to return to my back. He worked on my back for a mere five minutes and then announced, “Sir, done.”

He then stated that the time was up. I pointed out that I had booked a 60-minute session. He checked with someone outside the room and then mentioned that there were still 25 minutes remaining. He resumed the massage, this time playing with my nipples, again displaying a lack of skill even in sensual massage techniques.

At this point, hoping to salvage something from the session, I placed my hand on his back (he was shirtless). He immediately asked if I wanted “extras,” stating those would be charged separately. The implication was clear, and frankly, insulting. I was not interested in paying extra for sexual services, especially not from someone with such a subpar massage technique and unprofessional demeanor. I told him to finish up.

He suggested I take a shower, but I declined, wanting to leave as quickly as possible. I got dressed and left Body & Mind Spa Oshiwara.

In conclusion, this massage experience at Body & Mind Spa Oshiwara was deeply disappointing. I have given better massages myself. A competent masseuse should possess knowledge of human anatomy and muscle function. While some clients may seek sensual elements in a massage, there are appropriate ways to approach that. This experience lacked professionalism, therapeutic value, and any real massage skill. My expectations were certainly not met, and I would not recommend Body & Mind Spa Oshiwara based on this experience.